nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

(via trust)


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via trust)



iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(via greetings)


680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(via lubricates)



Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

(via vodkacupcakes)


cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(via gnarly)


madeupmonkeyshit:

when she find out you broke

madeupmonkeyshit:

when she find out you broke

(via lubricates)


(via gnarly)


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